i’m jordan thomas. i make music or whatever. oh, and i’m queer, genderfuck, blah blah blah, tumblr. (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));Tumblr (3.0; @allmalemakeoutparty)http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/479513439a055c7073dd68e0a806f412/tumblr_mn0rvrmPSD1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dinner.</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50771079833http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50771079833Sat, 18 May 2013 20:26:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bda599d3cccd0d2e1b6a2f661e3b3d18/tumblr_mmqsycXmnt1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lazy cow!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50344694542http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50344694542Mon, 13 May 2013 11:13:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3972245048a26c7b95c958092f8c68e/tumblr_mmnq6k9xYF1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hammock realness</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50204210338http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/50204210338Sat, 11 May 2013 19:20:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90d50c11aa95851c44044dd49199c5ed/tumblr_mmgmrnFYQ01r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cheese!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908768788http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908768788Tue, 07 May 2013 23:23:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90d50c11aa95851c44044dd49199c5ed/tumblr_mmgmmt7lBN1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cheese!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908558124http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908558124Tue, 07 May 2013 23:20:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90d50c11aa95851c44044dd49199c5ed/tumblr_mmgmjzhwK51r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cheese!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908434206http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908434206Tue, 07 May 2013 23:19:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90d50c11aa95851c44044dd49199c5ed/tumblr_mmgmf3rVAo1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cheese!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908215855http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/49908215855Tue, 07 May 2013 23:16:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cf003d9c7e38fb5279822bb1cba1700/tumblr_mltltsshAD1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We stopped by his office to find that he wasn’t there.</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48861274884http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48861274884Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:58:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf003d9c7e38fb5279822bb1cba1700/tumblr_mltlqwjTZ51r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We stopped by his office to find that he wasn’t there.</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48861187248http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48861187248Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:56:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/925f6d9e38605d9b83c3bab05a250d5b/tumblr_mlo26dzHTr1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.” #fortune</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48621077739http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48621077739Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:06:13 -0400fortune<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25794e71c2953bc87ef17a63ff2be04f/tumblr_mkudmlh6Mm1s2k5emo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292270416http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292270416Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:51:22 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PM5BCjNswd0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/47544691424/cat-screams-no-during-his-first-bath-via">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cat screams “NO!” during his first bath</p> </blockquote>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292258970http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292258970Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:51:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01ba717570db33da5155801c02043e20/tumblr_ml6awfniQp1qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292229225http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292229225Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:50:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehbx5C93r1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehbx5C93r1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skinnygirlfit.tumblr.com/post/47982575463/toneyourbody-myfitness-app-workout-buddies">skinnygirlfit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toneyourbody.tumblr.com/post/37178049959/myfitness-app-workout-buddies-come-in-all">toneyourbody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myfitness-app.tumblr.com/post/37171244911/workout-buddies-come-in-all-sizes">myfitness-app</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Workout buddies come in all sizes.</p> </blockquote> <p>he looks a little worried </p> </blockquote> <p>“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”</p> </blockquote>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292219225http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292219225Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:50:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d672cf68cebb20f5096222d9e3951bf9/tumblr_mlge6gWnmH1qkg5u5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ade46de3bf2577bad83be23a3c0d3f6/tumblr_mlge6gWnmH1qkg5u5o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/952e34f539900cbeb2a4c388e73d3dff/tumblr_mlge6gWnmH1qkg5u5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e44f2c9bb1dcaeb329432b187121fca/tumblr_mlge6gWnmH1qkg5u5o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kimnovaks.tumblr.com/post/48287742390/jayne-mansfield-in-the-girl-cant-help-it">kimnovaks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Jayne Mansfield in “The Girl Can’t Help It”</small></p> </blockquote>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292175902http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292175902Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:49:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ly13LwHR1rvsxffo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292144499http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/48292144499Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:49:18 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QWO-dnbls0E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Originally this was five minutes of video about how some porn star stole my name and how Amanda Bynes sucks at doing a blue lip, but then it got edited down into this. </p> <p>PS: #Hipstertrash is coming along swimmingly</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46738269306http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46738269306Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:39:00 -0400jordan thomasefagzpetafurfashionmusicianfunnycutecatanimalskittenshipstertrash<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44b0162dd6b93a47880aa7954c9a772a/tumblr_mkhzce1lqd1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lafayette moment!</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46711835727http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46711835727Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:45:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a25140cf8bef702020d9b3e4e302f619/tumblr_mkgbefqPjN1r1uixho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The first rule of glamor fight club is you don’t talk about glamor fight club.</p>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46634623745http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46634623745Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:11:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41788597736aa8e0eb4cc4ef9b650bb9/tumblr_mkeb61OgRB1qiz3j8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46614026127http://allmalemakeoutparty.tumblr.com/post/46614026127Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:24:21 -0400